kanyewesticle:

Katie you little bitch
boy-l-ommy:

notes :)

pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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fffcuk:

IM CHKOING
the-privateer:

tastefullyoffensive:

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wait, i thought commander is a higher rank then captain

thelordofthebuttz:

that wasn’t very gucci of you

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captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
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nowthatsabigwhitecock:

now thats a big white cock!
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